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Awesome Sauce!

by The Donairs

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Garlic fingers 4 life This whole record is awesome. I listen to it frequently. Favorite track: Everything is Roses.
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Hey, now Why does it get so dark & grey, whenever you're away now? You know, I wanted you to stay for just another day now But you know, it just don't fail Whenever I can't stand another minute, you show up right on time And everything is roses So, now You say you seem to always have too much on the go now And, no, I never see you hangin round any shows now But you know that I don't mind, Cause when I can't stand another minute, you show up right on time, And clear away any bad feelings from the back of my mind And make me remember that what we got is really one of a kind And that everything is roses Hey, now Don't ever listen to what any of those losers say now We got it made in the shade - you know that we're gonna be okay now Cause you know that I won't fail Whenever you can't stand another minute, I'll show up right on time And clear away any bad feelings from the back of your mind And make you remember that what we got is really one of a kind And that everything is roses
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Still Sorry 01:45
Looking 'round my house, I see that everything is as it should be I really have no reason to complain Looking out my window, I can see a world that's waiting for me, But I cannot escape this nagging pain And it all keeps building up And I feel like giving up But, I know that I've been low, yeah I've been lonely, I've been sorry For the things that I've done Why is it so easy to focus on all the little bad details, When all the good things are sitting, plain as day? Seems people aren't happy, unless they're perfectly unhappy - Why does everybody wanna act this way? And it all keeps building up And I feel like giving up But I know that I've been low, yeah I've been lonely, I've been sorry For the things that I've done But in time, I'll be fine If I just get you off my mind Cause I'm still sorry For the things that I've done
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April Fools 02:07
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Grindcore 01:13
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Rendered Fat 02:19
I was rendered fat, but I'm thinkin skinny Can't fit into my Austin Mini The salesman tried to warn me, but - hey I was rendered fat but I don't know why The world can't see what's in my mind It's not my fault, I was born this way I was rendered fat My momma said "forget what they say - you can't control your DNA" She rubbed my back, and gave me mac n cheese My doctor said that I should exercise, But I'm too tired to even try I'd do some squats, but I can't breathe I was rendered fat
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Pitiful 02:04
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Hey - remember the day that we met? Dishes at The Dandelion; kissed our way across the Commons Yeah - you'd better bet I still feel the same In my heart, I'll always be twenty, and in love with you I want to take you in my arms, I want to run away Take you somewhere really far, where we can be okay You're the only person on the planet who I can tell this to You're the only person on the planet who understands the things I do You're the only person on the planet I think is sound You're the only one that I want around Hey - remember the day that we left? Ditched our jobs at The Dandelion; hitched our way across the country Yeah - you'd better bet I still feel the same In my heart, I'll always be twenty, and in love with you
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I was working in the shack, one morning - it's true A customer, he snarled at me - his face was blue I told him not to cut in line - we don't take that shit He reeled back and he tried to hit me! I stabbed him in the neck, but the fucker wouldn't bleed But jumped forward, and started to feed On the guts of the girl in the lineup before him Then somebody shot him, square in the forehead We all stood silent, in a moment of relief, When we were suddenly deafened by a thousand shrieks What was a shitty morning was to be, instead, The dawn of the Apocalypse Oh, yeah, the living dead And, I know that it's strange But they couldn't explain it And, no matter how they tried The just couldn't contain it And, now, it's spread worldwide - the living dead They wanna eat the brains out of your head And, I guess that there's nothing to do, nothing to see Nothing to say, except "fuck you, fuck me" Nothing to see, nothing to say, anyway We tried to fight them off, But there were just too many For every one we killed, There'd be another twenty There's just nowhere to hide from the undead They wanna eat the brains out of your head And, I guess that there's nothing to do, nothing to see Nothing to say, except "fuck you, fuck me" Nothing to see, nothing to say, anyway Except "I hate Mondays"
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Party Down! 01:56
I wanna party, I wanna have a good time But my social skills have been on the decline And the older that I get, it seems harder to let go I got no doubts, that it's killing me Just sitting on my ass and smoking weed When I could be out, having fun at a show But there's no better time than the present The only time we ever have is just right now So let's all raise a glass For getting up, off our ass Just so we could all come out and party down Party down, party down Yeah, we might be loud, and a bit too proud But we just came to party down I got a job, responsibilities Everywhere I go, people depend on me Or, so it seems But, really, that's just shit Cause it's easy to excuse, when you got shit to do But to never have the time, you know it just ain't true Because you don't receive time You know you have to make it And there's no better time than the present The only time we ever have is just right now So let's all raise a glass For getting up, off our ass Just so we could all come out and party down Party down, party down Yeah, we might be loud,and a bit too proud But we just came to party down If you wanna get loud, then join the crowd Cause we just came to party down
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Early morning, and I'm dragging my feet Gotta get my ass to Robie St. So I can get that coffee on the go Time already, there's still sleep in my eye Grit my teeth, as I open the blinds And start another day slinging the bean Ten cars deep, already It's gonna be crazy, it's gonna be crazy Gotta keep it steady They're caffeine-sick, they need their fix, yeah Always at the ready Cause you just can't stop, when you're caffeinating the whole town Lots so dusty, that I'm chewing on dirt Steamed milk all over my shirt In fact, I'm always covered from head-to-toe They keep on coming, I just can't get a break Don't know how much my body can take But I guess I'll have another shot of espresso Ten cars deep, already It's gonna be crazy, it's gonna be crazy Gotta keep it steady They're caffeine-sick, they need their fix, yeah Always at the ready Cause you just can't stop, when you're caffeinating the whole town CAFFEINE MACHINE! CAFFEINE MACHINE! Said, here's your latte Give me your money And have a real nice day Put down your cellphone And take your coffee And go The fuck Away Quitting time, already I'm feeling fuckin crazy, I'm feeling fuckin crazy My hands are so unsteady I'm caffeine-sick, I feel like shit But I got another coffee ready Cause you just can't stop, when you're over-caffeinated now
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I remember how how we sat there, soaking With the rain, like lace woven over your knees I remember your face, and how you weren't joking And how the world became numb all around me You liked the sweetness of the boy inside me I liked the sweetness of your lips on mine Ain't nothing in the world that's sweeter Than falling in love for the very first time But this time, it will not last Cause all good things must come to pass It's all okay, but all the same They seem to fly by way too fast For all the tears and all the pain I'd do it all again the same Cause nothing ventured, nothing gained And I'd be nothing without you I remember how the days were longer And the longer I'd wait, the more that I'd want Just to see you again, before the daylight faded So I could take something to the house I'd haunt Cause no matter the bullshit kept trapped in our houses Or the problems I'd drag around in my mind Nothing could bend the light that you brought me Every time you were there by my side
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Same Song 02:10
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I just couldn't get it right, so I turned to one of my friends Asked how he got through life, and he said "well, that depends. But, what's important is: what you put out is what you get back in the end" Then asked if I had any money that I could lend him And it seems to be the hardest thing for me To get my head around, cause I'm so lost without you And every single day I fall into the fray Don't know what else to say, cause I'm so lost without you And I can't sleep - whoa-oh No, not a wink - no-oh I can't sleep - whoa Ever since you've gone and left me all alone Everybody always telling me - only thing that's ever true You sew your own good fortune, from the good things that you do And I reply "I can't deny, I know that it is nothing new" Then smoke a joint, forget the point and watch the tube
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On a bender, in Montreal Seeing double and we're gonna fall Face-first, into the green poutine In the alley, behind a couche-tard I think we're taking this a little too far Who wants to eat some green poutine? I'll bet you twenty bucks That you don't have the guts To do it, man * I think I can, I think I can, I think I can * Do you need some more persuasion Or will you rise to the occasion To do it, man? * I think I can I think I can, I think I can * Green poutine

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The Donairs' debut full-length, Awesome Sauce!, is delicious greasiness for your earballs, any time of day.
Recorded, mixed and mastered at The Echo Chamber in Halifax, NS by James "Hold-The-Onions" O'Toole.
Copyright 2014-2015.
All donair-tions greatly appreciated.

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released June 26, 2015

Shorty Donair - Guitar/Vocals
Chris McFadden - Bass/Vocals
Tim Belanger - Drums/Vocals
Additional falsetto in Grindcore provided by Jimmy "The Spit" O'Toole
Artwork - Matt Lefort
Photography - Bobby Matheson

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